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What happens when an eccentric British billionaire takes his beautiful young wife on an ocean cruise and they cross paths with a notorious playboy, a cruise ship entertainer with a few too many years of experience, and a young activities director whose words have a cutting edge as sharp as a clever – and then add in a mysterious know-it-all who revels in stirring the pot? What you get are twists and turns and fireworks that will make this “A Cruise to Remember: Mystery Afloat.”
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A Cruise to Remember
What happens when an eccentric British billionaire takes his beautiful young wife on an ocean cruise and they cross paths with a notorious playboy, a cruise ship entertainer with a few too many years of experience, and a young activities director whose words have a cutting edge as sharp as a clever – and then add in a mysterious know-it-all who revels in stirring the pot? What you get are twists and turns and fireworks that will make this “A Cruise to Remember: Mystery Afloat.”
Julie O’Conner -- The cruiseship's gossipy by-the-book activities director.
Hubert Amster -- Diamond mine owner is kind to most everyone but is a bit too naive when it comes to matrimony.
Rebecca McKay Amster -- The young bride has found a kind but eccentric older man to help her forget her troubles and former love.
Nicholas Rossi -- International playboy is finally ready to tie the knot but still dreams of the one who got away.
Chastity -– Cruiseship entertainer may be an over-the-hill floozy, but she knows where the gold's buried.
Mysterious Cruise Guest -– Seems to know just about everyone -- but no one seems to know her.
Actors:
Chastity - Heidi Potter
Julie O'Conner - Mary Brassard
Rebecca McKay Amster - Alisha Williams
Hubert Amster - Tony Porter
Nicholas Rossi - Jeremy Hall
Mysterious Cruise Guest - Tonia Sayer
Director- Karen Tucker
Choreographer - Alisha Williams
Music Director - Heidi Potter
Vocal Coach - Anjenette Mickelsen
Producer - Mary Brassard